did you know that there is a national shortage of wire hangers? and your dry cleaner would like you to return any "unwanted" ones? and here I was pretty sure that these things were as fertile as rabbits.
there have been tips and tricks on getting rid of wire hangers in your closet for as long as I've been reading womens magazines with cleaning columns in them (since I was about 10, which probably means something isn't working, since I'm still rather messy). but I guess someone has been paying attention to all those tips, since those hangers have about been purged out of existence.
oh, the problems we face in America.